The Foolish Nerd

The Foolish Nerd needed a bat that they would embrace. It should have been a funny action, to you, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a bat having that done to it

The Foolish Nerd desperately looked for a lava lamp that they would put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful thought, to me, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp of all things.

The Foolish Nerd owned a bat that they would often sit and look at. This seems a fairly new proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea is exciting. Strangely, a bat of all things.

The Foolish Nerd found a block of cheese that they sometimes sleep with. This is certainly a fairly new thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. A block of cheese was the item that was selected.

The Foolish Nerd always carried a pint of beer to insert somewhere. This is certainly an extraordinary proposal, to most, but not to the Nerd, who expected that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a pint of beer is the thing to choose.

The Foolish Nerd craved for a piece of paper that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly astonishing operation, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who considered that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper was the thing that was opted for.