Introducing -- The Daily Spectacle. Keeping our finger on the pulse of Neoxian City Gossip - Issue #1
Welcome to the Daily Spectacle.
We will bring all of you the latest inner city gossip from the city that never gives up, and never sleeps, Neoxian City. Lots happen here in the wonderful city of Neoxian, and if you blink, then you may unintentionally miss it. Thankfully though, the daily spectacle will be here on the ground, with it's team of journalists to bring you all the latest goss.. err news from inside.
Some city dwellers wonder if there really IS a Neoxian.
Some heathen-unbeliever city dwellers have taken it upon themselves to question if Neoxian even exists. Not receiving any upvotes from the almighty for quite some time, they have taken in groups to discuss the deeper meanings of Neoxian -- and whether or not it was an ideology invented by some desert goat herders 2000 years ago.
We attended one group to get a feel of the atmosphere and Interviewed a couple of people:
One skeptic told us:
Yeah, man, I keep posting my Steemhunt and Actifit to see if I can get any upvotes, but they just don't come. I pray every night to the great Neoxian, but he never answers me. It's all bullshit if you ask me.
It became quickly apparent this was a group of Steemhunt and Actifit users, and we did try suggesting to them that beefing up their posts may indeed help, but we were quickly ushered out because our opinions weren't wanted there.
We tried telling them.. time will tell.
City Marriage Licenses are now available for purchase for the humble sum of 1000 Neoxag
In a twist of fate, the tribe council released today that marriage licenses were indeed available for 1000 neoxag, and that Polygamy was celebrated in the city of Neoxian. Whether you're an enthusiastic lady looking for your treasure trove of men to access -- or a budding young man looking for your harem, it's all available here.
To celebrate, the city held a free raffle for the first two marriage licenses, but sadly no-one won because of the lack of participants. We expect to see a few city harems and treasure troves crop up in the future though!
Hope is Strong in the city of Neoxian
We interviewed several people yesterday and gave them the simple question of this:
Three birds lived happily together, trust, love, and hope. Trust left, and love flew away, what happened to hope?
Nearly all the interviewees said that hope would remain, and that because hope remained trust and love would come back. Spirits (and perhaps romanticism) remain high in the city, and pose a good outlook for anyone coming in from afar looking to settle down with that type of hopeful poetic romance -- there seems to be a lot of it here.
A big discussion ensued afterwards -- but no fights, thankfully.
And finally, @Burlarj to give out his meat at Xawi's wedding with her everything -- when it happens
@burlaj, dubbed the city's chef for reasons unknown to myself, wants to give out his meat to anyone that wants it at Xawi's wedding.
In a statement made by him, he tells us that his meat is free and available to those hungry for it at the wedding. He doesn't want wedding guests to go hungry for it.
We'll certainly be hiring him for our barbecue's, that's for sure!
Haha, people still haven't realized that quality actually matters... That's probably tragic, but it's hilarious at the same time. :D
Haha! I know, right? I've seen some of those guys beef up their posts quite a bit, which is what we want! Something interesting, not just a picture and a few lines :)
Exactly. We want to reward quality and effort, but some people still doesn't seem to understand that. I guess it's because of how Steem has been previously, before "newsteem" and hf21, but it shouldn't take that long to realize that we have changed with the intentions of making Steem a better place.
Oh I hear that. I like Steem now.
A few months ago I had hooked Steempress up to my blog and that was it -- just pumping out that which I post elsewhere. No focus, nothing.
Now, with tribes & Hf22, it seems all I am is on Steem -- and I've even put all my money in here too.
It's actually a place, finally, that a creator would want to be. I wonder if I can finally onboard all my mainstream friends now. I doubt it, but it's worth a try lol
Yeah, we just have to give it time so our recent newcomers and the lesser accounts understands that this was a step in the right direction, even though some of lesser accounts have had a negative impact. This was for the greater good.
Totally agree.. it's not as if they are obligated to reward copy paste content :) lol
This is fucking awesome... It was fun yesterday and damn burl never changes... 😂
Haha! Glad you like my satire :)
This was so fun to read! I hope you continue writing these @raymondspeaks :)
I am! You'll all be graced with one daily :)