NDJT EPISODE TWO: Teasing you all over. - My Entry.

Hello!
The last ndjt contest was fun, so how could I pass up on another chance to indulge myself? Without much ado, let's dive in.

At what age did you have your first kiss?
Definitely my pre teen years, around 12 or 13.

What is the cheapest gift you have ever received?
It was #15 in three #5 notes. I was pretty much a little kid at that time and I remember thinking - three currency notes of #5 each is a pretty good deal compared to my older cousin who got one note of #50 currency..... yeah, the concept of currency notes and values was still kinda alien to me.

What is the most expensive gift you have ever received from a partner?
That would have been a wristwatch I received on Valentine's Day, not from a partner per se, but we were really close at that moment, young love(we were in JSS 3). The wristwatch cost about #2000 around the time. It's not as expensive as some of the gifts I received later on in life, but it was really special to me. Even till now, it's topping my least of most special gifts of all time . It had a high sentimental value to me and I guess that is at least "expensive" in it's own right .

Which would you rather go without? A comb or a wristwatch?
I'd rather go without a wristwatch. Something about an "empty" wrist just makes me uncomfortable.

Qualities of your ideal man or woman?
She must be really pretty, sufficiently endowed and fun to be with.... also must possess great cooking skills.

What would you do with one million naira?
Multiply it, of course. Been cooking up some plans in my head for a while - ideas all capable of multiplying money. To say the least, I'll engage it in an investment or business venture.

Would you love to get married to a virgin?
Nope, not really. If I really like the girl, I could (the things we do for love 😔) but no siree, I won't like to get married to a virgin.

Three names of girls and three guys who you think are virgins on steemit.
I have no idea.

Construct a sentence with the following words: Bed, prayer, God, Love, Bible, God, Suck, Sex.

Sex, to her, was something she did with a pious fervor , it was a sort of divine service to an unknown god on the bed while she made love, all comparable to the excitement of a staunch believer as he engaged in an act of prayer to his god or read his Bible.....needless to say, sex was something she didn't suck at.

What virtue do you think is your greatest?
That would be my kind heart.

One thing you learnt from NDJT EPISODE 1
I guess it's the fact that if you really look into yourself, you just might find out things you never knew about yourself.

Give your interpretation of the theme of NDJT EPISODE 2: TEASING YOU LEFT RIGHT FRONT BACK AND CENTER
I think the theme wants participants to take the contest in a light mood, something you can just joke about.

Another good one from @mimy. Thumbs up and keep em coming.
Have a great week people