NO DARE JUST TRUTH @mimy contest

So I saw this contest by @mimy and mehn I knew it's gonna be worth it. Abeg I wan win ooo.

What is that silly thing that takes a tear out of your eye?

If 's pepper enter my eye, tears must roll out

What is the most weird thing you love?

Eating spaghetti and beans in school then. Lol.

Funny part of the opposite sex that you like?

Broadchest

Who is your steemit crush?

@surpassinggoogle

What is the craziest thing you have done on steemit?

None that I can remember right now

Which of two steemians that you doff your heart for?

@ehiboss and @greenrun

Which steemian would you love to see a movie with (maybe a dark room.. Winks)

@oluwoleolaide

What are the names of the first three steemians blog you visit

@tojukaka, @greenrun and @ehiboss

Who do you wish you are on steemit?

@sweetsssj

What do you wish you could write on steemit but you can't?

Science articles

Which steemian do you want to meet in person and what would be your first action when you see them?

@infovore, As per Lagosian wey him be, na turnup things ooo

What are the names of three handsome guys/ beautiful ladies that you know on steemit.

@ehiboss @destinysaid and @greenrun

Ladies: @mimy @sweetsssj and @maryfavour

Who would you choose as your steemitfather, steemitmother, steemitdaughter and steemitson

Steemfather: @donkeypong
Steemmother: @maryfavour
Steemdaughter: none yet
Steemson: none yet

Names of two followers who get low payouts

@abeem90

Names of two followers who get good payout

@tojukaka and @oluwoleolaide

Given the opportunity to say one word to @ned what would it be?

Kisses

Thanks @mimy for such an amazing contest. I had a great time answering the questions

Rules of the game.

Use the ndjt tag
Nominate a person or two.
Make it as funny as possible.
The contest continues runs till the next 7 days.
You can also nominate others while posting your normal posts as the week runs.
Post all the questions first then the answers below.
Anyone is free to participate without nomination