Guys!!! So I decided to give the no dare just truth trend by @mimy so I'll try to be as honest as I can... Here goes nothing... Hi, I'm Adesuwa

What is that silly thing that takes a tear out of your eye?
Good Food ; good food is just perfect, I mean when the salt is perfectly blended with the pepper, everything falls in place!!! It makes my eyes rain em tears of joy!
What is the most weird thing you love?
Pain killers !(my friends call me an addict... Well I think I am)
Funny part of the opposite sex that you like?
Breasties 😍

Who is your steemit crush?
Still on d discovering path... Hey y'all send pictures!!
What is the craziest thing you have done on steemit?
Lost my password
Works of two steemians that you doff your heart for?
@chemmy @illuminatus
Which steemian would you love to see a movie with (maybe a dark room.. Winks)
I don't know yet... Open options
What are the names of the first three steemians blog you visit
@chemmy mostly... And I scroll through my feeds
Who do you wish you are on steemit?
No one actually. Let's just see how far I can take this steem game
What do you wish you could write on steemit that you could?

Sex series! But then I don't know if steemians would pick up the wrong impression
Which steemian do you want to meet in person and what would be your first action when you see them?
@camzy...
You!
You called me a desperate newbie!!!
#EPainMeOoo
Who would you choose as your steemitfather
@ehiboss (everyone calls him boss, need I say more??!!)
steemitmother,
(@illuminatus 😁😁😁...i know u have a penis... But then no offence)
steemitdaughter/son
lol lemme grow first
Given the opportunity to say one word to @ned what would it be?
Hi, I'm Adesuwa and I'm fun 😊😊...soo help!!

Thanks!
Rules of the game.
Use the ndjt tag
Nominate a person or two.
Make it as funny as possible.
The contest continues runs till the next 7 days.
You can also nominate others while posting your normal posts as the week runs.
Post all the questions first then the answers below.