RE: Snake wey go swallow millions. How una take see am?
When i hear the tori, I first think day na like joking stuff. Next thing, the thing don day trend for twitter so tay they even create account for am @nigeriasnake
Which kain story be that self. How they fit open mouth yarn that kind story for this age and century. Small time, they go say cockroach don chop all the money for Central Bank or mosquito no allow police do them work wella.
I just day wonder how outside people go day look us. Imagine say you won go collect visa and the interviewer notice say na Nigeria you for come. He go day look you like one primitive person.
They fit even give you aptitude test like:
If a money mysteriously goes missing, what probably happened?
A. Theft
B. Negligence
C. A snake swallowed it
Anyway, if una know anybody way day train that kian snake, abeg, make I know. I no won use am thief o. No for my guys them way go get alert and no go gree pay me my money.
I don talk finish.
Hahahaha! Shame din dey catch me for this countri. Dey don fall hands finish for wia oyinbo people dey. I sure say our brodas wey dey that side go dey shame to dey waka for road. As our countri be so, na Baba God go help us.