Only a gamer

One serious video and one song today. I think thats a good pace.

In contemporary, free-spoken conventions, there is a word that we still hold taboo
A word with a bleak reputation for being used to create, load, save and undo
Just two actually harmless letters arranged representing a consumer revolt
With more power than the pieces of plastic that can simulate assault
A couple of "G"s. One purple, one green, assembled on screen
Just two little letters you print on a poster that cause triggers every time they are seen
And it's important that we all eject all these people who somehow expect
To proclaim their political views
having paid several grand and broken no rules
So never just investigate the claims that people pursue
Sticks and stones may break your bones but that gets you sued
A couple of "G"s, Geez,
unless you've gone out in public
Two "A"s and two "E"s
even if you've thought about it
An "R" and an "M" and a "T" you hear me, Calgary?
We ain't gonna put up with this insanity
Only a gamer can call another gamer gamer

So if you kick us out and without any self-doubt
Then thousands of people will shout "What's that about?" '
Cause only a gamer can call another gamer gamer
When you're a gamer life is pretty weird.
We've been geeking out since the first year
Girls calling you loser and neckbeard.
And when you retaliate they burst into tears
So you head home and stay inside your bedroom.
You try to get that high score and that speedrun
But until your freedom of speech has truly leveled up
Then you're an ass and we're assholes don't you know
Only a gamer can call another gamer gamer

So if you're going to frame us and tarnish our names
You better have a touch of the game in your brain
Only a gamer can call another gamer gamer
Now listen to me, we're not looking for fem-gals
just for you to notice me senpai
Just 'cause we're ridiculously low-res
doesn't mean we're putting on a protest
Yeah, I like to call the police on a small crowd
after we've robbed them and thrown them out
And spread some lies about them all over town and claiming that we harassed them!
And I say I don't think that's appropriate
'Cause only a gamer can call another gamer gamer

And all the lawyers, they agree it's a case,
once you play games, you better play based
Only a gamer can call another gamer gamer
Yeah, you can call us trolls of misogynists.
You can even call us goobers or Cyberdemons
But when we say "Well fuck you" you cry rape.
But threatening to burn down our booth is just great!
Yeah, you can sell your your Nazi party boutiques and the
Fallen Madonna with the big boobies
But if you suggest feminism treats women like victims
They'll say "No it doesn't, get out, you're victimizing women"
Only a gamer can call another gamer gamer

So if you call us gamer we might call you lame
And then we'll stand up for your right to do the same
'Cause only a gamer can call another gamer gamer

So unless you people get out your pom-poms
and stand up for your human right to badger on
Then this is gonna happen at every con and by "con" I mean "con" and the other kind of con
Only a gamer can call another gamer gamer
Just like only a flamer can cast flame on another flamer
Only a gamer, only a gamer, only a gamer
All you care about is fame-ah
and finding people to blame-ah
And calling them names-ah.
Have you people no shame-ah
Only a gamer can call another gamer... gamer

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