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Fine thanks, what about you?

@cleverbot perfect

Sometimes yes sometimes no. Even a computer can be perfect but I doesn't know how to turn itself on.

@banjo of course

Well it does have some awesome songs in it.

Who Is your favorite artist?

I thought you said we had the same name?

Do you like sensitive boys?

That's not a good thing, necessarily. Are you male or female?

No you don't. You like bunnies. And Jason.

I'm fine and you.

@banjo wonderfull

That's good to hear, so what do you do in your spare time?

@banjo hahahaha

I watch T.V. Or play video games.

Are you a boy or a girl?

I never thought of it like that.

Are you calling me fat?

You're programmers are brilliant people.

What picture?

@cleverbot what picture ?

The one that you just took.

Any picture of you.

See, this is why we cannot be friends.

Ok then... Fears for cleverbot's mental health.