6 REASONS WHY STAR WARS LAST JEDI IS TRASH
6 REASONS WHY STAR WARS LAST JEDI IS TRASH
- Admiral Ackbar dies? IT´S A TRAP! Yes, early on this brilliant film manages to kill off one of the heroes of the original films, off camera and in an “oh by the way scene”. The old squid deserved better, so did fans.
- The Finn/Rose friendship, romance saga. Unnecessary, uninteresting, boring plot line.
- Canto Bight scenes, why? Why? why? This added nothing good to the movie, a lot of Rose, Finn and the ridiculous substitute code breaker.
- Ships run out of gas in space and stops, wait what? A good part of the plot is centered around a ridiculous notion, the rebel ships are running out of power and stop in space and get blow up. Rian Johnson does not need a physics degree to know how stupid that is.
- Leia Poppins, please get this woman an umbrella and a spoon full of sugar. What the hell is this? She gets pulled into the vacuum of space and takes a nice nap in minus 455 degrees Fahrenheit, then after her chilly siesta she decides to float leisurely back to the ship.
6 What could have been? After waiting for decades to see Luke again Jedi Master again, fans get a broken down bum that drinks nasty green milk, burns sacred Jedi texts and flings his light saber out like garbage. The movie kills him off without a light saber fight scene and since he’s dead, he also won’t get a chance to redeem himself after this cinematic debacle. Frankly I don’t know what the hell Disney is doing seems like they are hell bent on alienating fans just to stick it to Lucas and “Disneyfy” the Star Wars brand, barf…
Am sure there are a lot of other reasons this movie stinks worse than Donald Trumps treatment of immigrant children, so let me know what are some of the things you hated.
Cheers! And remember…
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chalocryto signing off