Fifty shades freed... Review

in #movie-review • 6 years ago

Okay, so I'm writing this review while the movie is still on...
Fifty shades of grey got us all talking... Fifty shades darker didn't disappoint so much. And now...

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FIFTY SHADES FREED!

First off, this movie is everything I thought it would be. - The near perfect wedding life of Christian and Anna. The sex at every turn, the dashing off to every and any city, the show of affection every single minute... You know, the type that was supposedly left to our imagination.
But then, there were some interesting moments, for example...

Wife: I'm pregnant
Husband: Christ! I had plans for us, I wanted to give you the world! You really think I'm ready to be a father?
Wife: No!

😆😆...only in fifty shades jare, only in fifty shades!

Christian's show of affection is actually admirable, given his history. Oh, there were lessons too, who woulda thought!
Okay, that's where the love ends. The movie was pretty basic. It was your basic Romance... Boy meets girl or in this case, marries girl, they enjoy the moment, a problem appears, they overcome and live happily ever after😒😒
Too much was just as we all expected.

So here's my almost irrelevant rating 😎

Story - 28% ☑
Originality - 65%
Acting - 100%☑
Predictability - 99.90%
Sound and Video Quality - 100% ☑

In total, I'd give this a 3/10...

Word of advice to ladies, if you're single af, don't go near this movie. But if you already have, remember guys like Christian Grey do not exist!

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