Good George Bernard wean you from whining and laziness

1. The world is composed of idlers who want to have money without working, and idiots who are willing to work, not rich.

2. Dance - is a vertical expression of a horizontal desire.

3. Hatred - the coward's revenge for the fear they experienced.

4. We have no right to consume happiness without producing it.

5. Ideal husband - a man who believes that he has the perfect wife.

6. To be able to endure loneliness and enjoy it - a great gift.

7. Sincere be dangerous, especially if you are on top stupid.

8. Sometimes you laugh people, to distract them from their intention you hang up.

9. The greatest sin against one's neighbor - is not hate, but indifference; Here is a true top of inhumanity.

10. Women somehow immediately guess, with whom we are willing to change them. Sometimes even before it comes to our mind.

11. There is no woman who managed to say "goodbye" less than thirty words.

12. It is easier to live with a passionate woman, than with boring. However, they are sometimes suffocate, but rarely throw.

13. Alcohol - this anesthesia, which allows transfer operation called "life."

14. The sense of an objective perception of the reality of the people, they do not possess, is often called cynicism.

15. He who knows, does he who does not know how - he teaches others.

16. Try to get something that you love, otherwise you'll fall in love with what they got.

17. Aging is boring, but it's the only way to live a long time.

18. The only lesson to be learned from history is that people do not derive any lessons from history.

19. Newspaper - this organ, not seeing the difference between the fall of the bike and the collapse of civilization.

20. Democracy - a balloon that hangs over your head and makes staring upwards while others rummage your pockets.

21. If you have an apple and I have an apple, and if we exchange these apples then you and I have one apple. And if you have an idea and I have an idea and we exchange ideas, then each of us will have two ideas.

22. Common sense and hard work to compensate for your lack of talent, then you can be a genius of geniuses, but ruined his life foolishly.

23. Ranks and titles invented for those whose services to the nation are undeniable, but the people of this country are unknown.

24. The man - like a brick: scalding, it hardens.

25. Karma - a mask that a person has to wear the same way as the pants or jacket.

26. The man who no not believe in anything, afraid of everything.

27. Nature abhors a vacuum: where people do not know the truth, they fill the gaps conjecture.

28. A reasonable person adapts to the world; foolish trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, progress always depends on the unreasonable.

29. Rich people who have no beliefs, more dangerous in today's society than poor women who have no morals.

30. Now that we have learned to fly the air like birds, swim under water like fish, we lack only one thing: to learn to live on earth as a human.