most embarrassing ever

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After hearing #kus-knee on dtube with his most embarrassing story, I thought I hope they do this every week, i have like a 100 embarrassing stories :-)

My most embarrassing story and I mean I really am embarrassed and it does not feel like funny...

35 years ago I went with a boy to Holland by car, and we had a nice dinner, and a good night out, on our way back I felt I had to go for a wee. We stopped at a petrol station, but I was not allowed to go without paying for it, and I did not have any change in my pocket, so I ran back to the car and said just drive fast, I can not go here, I have no small money to put in the door, the guy looked around in the car and his pockets, and I was like, oh please just drive I start looking green now! Finally, he drove on. trying to keep a conversation going, to get my mind off my pain causing desperate having to wee. We drove into a little town and it was the middle of the night, I saw an alleyway so I shouted stop there I shoot in the alleyway and wee there. The car stopped I run to the ally already opening my trousers, by the time I got to the little road in between houses my trousers were on my knees, and holding my self to the wall, facing the street, so I would see cars coming if there would be any... Oh, it felt like such a release! It felt like it kept on coming, and I think it must have been one of the biggest wees I ever did in my life. And when you ever you drunk a bit too much beer, you know how good it feels to relief your self, so after I stopped this enormous wee, I still sat with one hand to the wall a bit huffing and puffing happily I managed pulling my crutch away from this waterfall, when a big toooooooooooot shook me and I fell on my arse letting both hands rest on the wet ground .... The alleyway where I sat down led to a Parking lot from the Aldi, and a truck stood there waiting to be unloaded or loaded, do I know, but I did not see it when I run into the alley ! I felt so embarrassed! I pulled up my wet trousers with my wet hands, bend my head forward, not wanting that the man saw to which face the bum belonged he just saw and walked back to the car where I asked for a plastic bag to sit on... The boy I thank heaven see never again.