Her Confused Monster

Her Confused Monster owned a rubber chicken that they sometimes play with. This might appear to be an extraordinary undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a rubber chicken being the thing selected.

Her Confused Monster desperately wanted a sword that they liked to eat. One might consider this to be a fairly curious activity, to my children, but not to the Monster, who assumed it was fun. Strangely, a sword was the thing that was selected.

Her Confused Monster always carried a radiator that they would often demolish. It should be a fairly bizarre idea, to you, but not to the Monster, who assumed that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a radiator having that done to it

Her Confused Monster desperately wanted a cup that they would smash. It is considered to be a fairly new proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who expected that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a cup would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Confused Monster desired a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes share. It should have been a strange approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who thinks that this idea is breathtaking. A Harry Potter wand was the thing that was chosen.

Her Confused Monster owned a toilet brush that they sometimes sleep with. It was an exciting thing to do, to most, but not to the Monster, who assumed that this idea is simply life. Honestly, a toilet brush is the item that was chosen.