A Grumpy Monster

A Grumpy Monster desired a melon that they would often put down their trousers. One might say this is a weird and wonderful thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who expected that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a melon was the thing that was chosen.

A Grumpy Monster desired a can of Tango that they liked to insert somewhere. It might have been an unusual undertaking, to some, but not to the Monster, who considered it was stunning. Who would have thought, a can of Tango was the thing that was selected.

A Grumpy Monster desperately looked for a crown that they liked to experiment on. This seems a funny thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who thought that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a crown is the thing to opt for.

A Grumpy Monster craved for a pint of cider to eat. This might appear to be a fairly surprising approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider being the chosen thing.

A Grumpy Monster had a rubber chicken that they would sometimes drop. It would be an unusual approach to life, to some, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is breathtaking. Strangely, a rubber chicken is the thing to choose.

A Grumpy Monster often carried a toilet brush that they would sometimes break. It would have been an exciting idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who expected it would be epic. Strangely, a toilet brush being the thing opted for.