The Bum Loving Monster

The Bum Loving Monster searched for a wig to play with. This is certainly a funny thought, to some, but not to the Monster, who assumed it was amazing. Remarkably, a wig being the thing selected.

The Bum Loving Monster had a stapler to eat. It would be a bizarre proposal, to me, but not to the Monster, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a stapler being the chosen item.

The Bum Loving Monster always kept a radiator that they would often eat. This seems a new action, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who thinks it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a radiator would be the item that was opted for.

The Bum Loving Monster desperately looked for a block of cheese to throw. This is certainly a fairly original thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who feels that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a block of cheese being the thing opted for.

The Bum Loving Monster always carried a mug that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful action, to my children, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderous. Remarkably, a mug would be the item chosen.

The Bum Loving Monster always kept a pencil sharpener that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to you, but not to the Monster, who thinks that this idea was breathtaking. A pencil sharpener was the thing that was opted for.