The Stupid Monster

The Stupid Monster craved for a cup that they sometimes eat. It might be a fairly odd exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a cup would be the item that was opted for.

The Stupid Monster always had with them a teapot that they sometimes demolish. This is certainly a weird idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a teapot was the thing that was chosen.

The Stupid Monster wanted a can of Tango that they liked to put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly surprising action, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a can of Tango would be the item that was chosen.

The Stupid Monster wanted a block of cheese that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is a funny activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese would be the thing that was opted for.

The Stupid Monster wanted a teapot that they would sometimes play with. One might consider this to be an unusual thought, to some, but not to the Monster, who felt it was wonderous. Strangely, a teapot would be the item that was opted for.

The Stupid Monster always carried a toilet brush that they liked to put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly funny action, to most, but not to the Monster, who assumed that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush would be the item that was opted for.