The Boring Monster

The Boring Monster carried a CD player that they would sometimes annihilate This seems a fairly surprising activity, to some, but not to the Monster, who expected it would be awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player was the item that was opted for.

The Boring Monster desperately needed a painting of a melon that they would often eat. It was a fairly extraordinary exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a painting of a melon is the thing to select.

The Boring Monster often carried a custard pie that they would often insert somewhere. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who expected it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a custard pie was the chosen thing.

The Boring Monster searched for a stapler that they would sometimes sit and look at. It was a fairly weird suggestion, to some, but not to the Monster, who considered it would be breathtaking. A stapler would be the thing that was selected.

The Boring Monster always had with them a mug that they liked to cuddle. This is certainly a weird thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who thought that the idea was simply life. A mug having that done to it

The Boring Monster wanted a melon that they would occasionally cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly funny thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a melon is the thing to opt for.