A Determined Monster

A Determined Monster desperately searched for a lava lamp that they liked to sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly astonishing idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who feels that the idea was epic. A lava lamp being the item selected.

A Determined Monster carried a stapler that they liked to experiment on. It should have been a fairly funny operation, to some, but not to the Monster, who expected it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a stapler is the item to opt for.

A Determined Monster always carried a bag of poop to play with. It would be a funny suggestion, to most, but not to the Monster, who expected it was wonderful. Strangely, a bag of poop was the thing that was chosen.

A Determined Monster owned a melon that they sometimes put on his head. It was considered to be a fairly new idea, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a melon would be the thing that was opted for.

A Determined Monster found a sword that they would sometimes cuddle. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar action, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who had decided that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Remarkably, a sword is the thing to select.

A Determined Monster found a toilet brush that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly surprising activity, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who thought it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush being the item selected.