The Angry Monster

The Angry Monster owned a mug that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a bizarre activity, to some, but not to the Monster, who feels it would be fun. Remarkably, a mug is the item that was chosen.

The Angry Monster desperately desired a stapler that they would often put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who assumed that this idea is miraculous. Honestly, a stapler is the thing that was chosen.

The Angry Monster had a tomato that they sometimes play with. It was an unusual proposal, to my children, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, breathtaking. Honestly, a tomato would be the item chosen.

The Angry Monster found a stapler that they would sometimes embrace. This seems a fairly extraordinary proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who assumed it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a stapler was the item that was chosen.

The Angry Monster desperately desired a little monkey that they would occasionally worship. One might consider this to be a funny operation, to some, but not to the Monster, who feels that this idea is entertaining. Who would have imagined, a little monkey being the thing opted for.

The Angry Monster wanted a crown that they would often embrace. This seems to be an extraordinary approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who thinks it would be sublime. A crown would be the thing that was opted for.