The Confused Monster

The Confused Monster always had with them a sponge that they would often hug. It was a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who expected it would be wonderful. Strangely, a sponge was the chosen thing.

The Confused Monster desperately desired a wig that they liked to put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly original approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who had decided that this idea was stunning. Strangely, a wig having that done to it

The Confused Monster always had with them a bottle of wine that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a bizarre thought, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a bottle of wine would be the item chosen.

The Confused Monster wanted a can of coke that they sometimes put on his head. It was considered to be a weird exercise, to many, but not to the Monster, who considered that this idea was wonderful. Honestly, a can of coke having that done to it

The Confused Monster carried a piece of paper to rub on his belly. It should be a peculiar undertaking, to some, but not to the Monster, who feels that this idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a piece of paper would be the chosen thing.

The Confused Monster desperately desired a pen that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly weird thought, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who considered that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen would be the item that was chosen.