A Scary Monster

A Scary Monster desperately craved for a lava lamp that they would sometimes smash. This seems to be a different approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who thinks that this idea was fun. Honestly, a lava lamp was the chosen item.

A Scary Monster often carried a lava lamp that they liked to demolish. It should be a surprising activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a lava lamp was the thing that was opted for.

A Scary Monster always had with them a hat that they liked to worship. It is considered to be a fairly original action, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who expected that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a hat being the item selected.

A Scary Monster searched for a sponge that they would occasionally hug. It was a peculiar activity, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who felt that this idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a sponge would be the item that was selected.

A Scary Monster desperately desired a custard pie that they would throw. It is considered to be a funny suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who considered that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a custard pie is the thing to choose.

A Scary Monster craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a peculiar approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who considered it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to choose.