Confused Monster

Confused Monster had a rubber johnny that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly astonishing activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who thought that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny being the thing selected.

Confused Monster owned a cheese grater that they would hug. It would be a fairly different proposal, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who felt that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a cheese grater having that done to it

Confused Monster often carried a CD player that they would often share. It was considered to be an odd approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who considered it was exciting. Strangely, a CD player is the item to choose.

Confused Monster desired a pint of cider that they would often hug. It would be an extraordinary action, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. Honestly, a pint of cider is the item to opt for.

Confused Monster desperately needed a Harry Potter wand that they would often break. This seems a fairly curious operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who had decided it was amazing. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was opted for.

Confused Monster carried a piece of paper that they would occasionally eat. It is a fairly new idea, to my children, but not to the Monster, who feels that it was in fact, stunning. Honestly, a piece of paper was the thing that was opted for.