My Confused Monster

My Confused Monster searched for a bag of poop that they would put in the bath with him. This is certainly a weird thing to do, to me, but not to the Monster, who thought it was sublime. Who would have thought, a bag of poop would be the item that was selected.

My Confused Monster desired a tomato that they sometimes put on his head. It might be a fairly odd action, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who thinks it would be epic. A tomato is the thing to opt for.

My Confused Monster wanted a big sponge that they would often cuddle. This seems to be an original exercise, to you, but not to the Monster, who expected that the idea was sublime. A big sponge was the chosen item.

My Confused Monster searched for a teapot that they liked to annihilate It might be a strange idea, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who thought that the idea was entertaining. A teapot is the item to opt for.

My Confused Monster had a mug that they liked to hug. This could be considered a weird and wonderful exercise, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who considered it would be wonderful. A mug would be the item that was chosen.

My Confused Monster often carried a crown that they would often eat. This is certainly a somewhat surprising operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who assumed that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a crown is the item to choose.