A Big Monster

A Big Monster desperately wanted a sword that they would sit and look at. It might have been a somewhat surprising suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a sword was the thing that was selected.

A Big Monster had a lava lamp that they liked to drop. This might appear to be an unusual activity, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who thought that this idea is miraculous. Who would have thought, a lava lamp would be the item that was selected.

A Big Monster looked for a magic 8 ball that they would insert somewhere. It is an exciting approach to life, to my children, but not to the Monster, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball being the chosen item.

A Big Monster desperately craved for a spade to sleep with. It would have been a fairly exciting operation, to some, but not to the Monster, who assumed it was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade was the item that was selected.

A Big Monster searched for a cup to insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly weird approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who assumed it would be stunning. Who would have thought, a cup is the thing that was chosen.

A Big Monster desperately needed a sack of potatoes that they would play with. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes is the item to select.