Her Green Monster

Her Green Monster needed a set square that they would try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who considered that this idea is fun. Who would have imagined, a set square was the item that was chosen.

Her Green Monster desperately looked for a sack of potatoes to sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who assumed it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes being the chosen item.

Her Green Monster always carried a sponge that they would often put on his head. This could be considered a fairly curious thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who thinks that this idea was fun. Strangely, a sponge being the item selected.

Her Green Monster searched for a pint of cider that they would often rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who had decided that this idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider would be the chosen thing.

Her Green Monster desperately desired a set square that they would often drop. One might find this to be a peculiar exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who thinks it was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a set square is the thing to select.

Her Green Monster desperately looked for a sword that they would occasionally play with. This is certainly an extraordinary operation, to my children, but not to the Monster, who assumed it was epic. Honestly, a sword would be the thing that was opted for.