A Weary Monster

A Weary Monster desperately desired a can of coke that they would occasionally demolish. This seems an original approach to life, to many, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have thought, a can of coke being the thing opted for.

A Weary Monster desperately looked for a magic 8 ball that they liked to demolish. This seems a funny approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who feels that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball being the chosen thing.

A Weary Monster always kept a chocolate bar that they would occasionally demolish. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a chocolate bar would be the chosen thing.

A Weary Monster wanted a cup that they would occasionally play with. It might have been a fairly unusual idea, to many, but not to the Monster, who expected that this idea was magnificent. A cup of all things.

A Weary Monster found a can of Tango that they would sometimes embrace. This is certainly an exciting undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who thinks that this idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a can of Tango would be the chosen thing.

A Weary Monster always kept a sponge that they would often rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly surprising proposal, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. A sponge is the thing to choose.