My Weary Monster

My Weary Monster often carried a bottle of wine that they liked to hug. It would be a weird and wonderful thought, to most, but not to the Monster, who feels that the idea was simply life. A bottle of wine would be the thing that was opted for.

My Weary Monster owned a big sponge that they would often play with. It is a fairly extraordinary exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a big sponge being the thing opted for.

My Weary Monster wanted a bottle of coke that they would sometimes eat. One might find this to be a strange operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke being the chosen thing.

My Weary Monster needed a bottle of beer that they would sometimes break. It should be a fairly new thought, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who considered that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer would be the item that was opted for.

My Weary Monster always kept a piece of paper that they would often play with. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing thought, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. A piece of paper is the thing to opt for.

My Weary Monster always kept a sack of potatoes that they would eat. It would have been a fairly new suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who felt that this idea was magnificent. A sack of potatoes was the thing that was opted for.