Depressed Monster

Depressed Monster desperately craved for a CD player that they would sometimes sit and look at. It was a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who had decided that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player is the thing to opt for.

Depressed Monster wanted a CD player that they would sometimes eat. It should be an original idea, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player is the thing that was chosen.

Depressed Monster always had with them a wig to put on his head. This is certainly a funny action, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who assumed that this idea is awesome. Bizarrely, a wig would be the item that was opted for.

Depressed Monster craved for a stapler that they liked to put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly curious thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a stapler is the thing to choose.

Depressed Monster often carried a sword that they sometimes put on his head. One might consider this to be an exciting exercise, to some, but not to the Monster, who considered that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a sword being the item selected.

Depressed Monster desperately wanted a set of lego that they would often smash. It is an unusual activity, to you, but not to the Monster, who feels that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a set of lego is the item to choose.