The Naughty Monster

The Naughty Monster always had with them a wig that they would often put down their trousers. It would be a surprising approach to life, to some, but not to the Monster, who thinks it would be awesome. Who would have thought, a wig having that done to it

The Naughty Monster carried a stretchman that they liked to throw. It might be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to some, but not to the Monster, who thought that it was in fact, wonderous. Strangely, a stretchman is the item to choose.

The Naughty Monster desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to drop. It should have been a fairly curious thing to do, to many, but not to the Monster, who had decided that it was in fact, entertaining. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was chosen.

The Naughty Monster needed a stretchman that they would throw. One might find this to be a fairly strange suggestion, to me, but not to the Monster, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a stretchman having that done to it

The Naughty Monster desperately needed a toilet brush that they would occasionally hug. It was a fairly weird thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who expected that it was in fact, stunning. Bizarrely, a toilet brush being the item opted for.

The Naughty Monster needed a stapler that they would often insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly weird idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who thought that the idea was wonderful. A stapler being the item opted for.