The Scary Monster

The Scary Monster craved for a painting of a melon that they would put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly unusual action, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a painting of a melon is the item to choose.

The Scary Monster desperately searched for a can of coke that they would sometimes eat. One might find this to be a new suggestion, to many, but not to the Monster, who expected it was amazing. Who would have imagined, a can of coke would be the chosen thing.

The Scary Monster desperately searched for a bag of flour that they liked to cuddle. It should be a bizarre thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion it was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour being the chosen thing.

The Scary Monster desired a rubber johnny that they would sometimes embrace. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who thought that this idea is out of this world. Honestly, a rubber johnny is the thing to choose.

The Scary Monster desperately looked for a ball that they liked to break. It would be a weird and wonderful thought, to many, but not to the Monster, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. Bizarrely, a ball being the chosen item.

The Scary Monster often carried a bag of poop that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly original operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who thought that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop was the thing that was selected.