Exciting Monster

Exciting Monster always carried a stapler that they liked to annihilate It would be a fairly astonishing thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a stapler being the item selected.

Exciting Monster wanted a pint of beer that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This might appear to be an extraordinary activity, to some, but not to the Monster, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a pint of beer of all things.

Exciting Monster owned a tomato that they sometimes annihilate It would have been a different suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who thinks that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a tomato was the item that was selected.

Exciting Monster desperately looked for a lava lamp that they sometimes sit and look at. This seems a fairly peculiar activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who considered it was awesome. Remarkably, a lava lamp would be the thing that was opted for.

Exciting Monster desperately looked for a can of Tango that they would occasionally hug. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango would be the thing that was selected.

Exciting Monster craved for a painting of a melon that they sometimes smash. One might find this to be a fairly weird undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who thinks it was breathtaking. Strangely, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was selected.