His Purple Monkey

His Purple Monkey wanted a bottle of wine that they would occasionally eat. This is certainly a fairly weird suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who expected that this idea was miraculous. Honestly, a bottle of wine being the chosen item.

His Purple Monkey found a computer that they would sometimes worship. One might find this to be a fairly curious operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awesome. Who would have thought, a computer is the item that was chosen.

His Purple Monkey desperately looked for a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly funny operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion it was spectacular. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes is the thing to opt for.

His Purple Monkey always kept a bottle of wine that they would occasionally eat. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that this idea was out of this world. Honestly, a bottle of wine was the chosen item.

His Purple Monkey desperately wanted a bag of flour that they would often put in the bath with him. It is considered to be an unusual activity, to most, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a bag of flour is the item to opt for.

His Purple Monkey always had with them a magic 8 ball that they liked to sleep with. This is certainly a bizarre thing to do, to many, but not to the Monkey, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball is the item that was chosen.