The Purple Monkey

The Purple Monkey wanted a wig that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It should be a fairly original thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who felt that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a wig would be the item that was chosen.

The Purple Monkey always kept a pen that they would often insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly odd approach to life, to many, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a pen was the item that was opted for.

The Purple Monkey had a piece of paper that they liked to demolish. It would have been an exciting activity, to many, but not to the Monkey, who feels it was spectacular. Bizarrely, a piece of paper would be the thing that was opted for.

The Purple Monkey desperately looked for a bag of poop that they would put on his head. It was considered to be a fairly original thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who feels it was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop being the thing selected.

The Purple Monkey always had with them a bag of poop that they liked to demolish. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to some, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop is the thing to opt for.

The Purple Monkey searched for a magic 8 ball that they liked to rub on his belly. It was a fairly original suggestion, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who thought it was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball was the chosen thing.