The Stupid Monkey

The Stupid Monkey found a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes break. It was considered to be a weird action, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who expected that this idea is fun. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was chosen.

The Stupid Monkey desperately searched for a chocolate bar that they liked to worship. One might consider this to be a weird thing to do, to me, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was opted for.

The Stupid Monkey desperately craved for a set square that they would often try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly funny undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who considered it was amazing. Bizarrely, a set square was the chosen item.

The Stupid Monkey desired a ball that they would occasionally sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar operation, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who thought it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball being the thing opted for.

The Stupid Monkey owned a pint of cider that they would insert somewhere. It would be a fairly odd undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a pint of cider was the item that was chosen.

The Stupid Monkey needed a toilet brush that they would often demolish. It would have been a fairly odd undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush is the thing to select.