A Confused Monkey

A Confused Monkey desperately wanted a computer that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a fairly unusual thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that it was in fact, exciting. Bizarrely, a computer is the item to select.

A Confused Monkey desperately desired a bag of poop that they would occasionally play with. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop is the thing to opt for.

A Confused Monkey looked for a wig that they would try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly astonishing thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who thought that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig would be the thing that was selected.

A Confused Monkey looked for a bat that they would drop. This could be considered a fairly strange proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a bat would be the chosen thing.

A Confused Monkey desperately craved for a CD player that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly strange idea, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a CD player was the item that was chosen.

A Confused Monkey needed a mug that they would put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly strange idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who thought that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a mug is the thing to opt for.