Orange Monkey

Orange Monkey carried a bottle of beer that they would rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly surprising thought, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer would be the item chosen.

Orange Monkey owned a magic 8 ball to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a different undertaking, to many, but not to the Monkey, who expected that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was opted for.

Orange Monkey found a pencil sharpener that they sometimes throw. It is an extraordinary operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who feels that this idea was epic. Strangely, a pencil sharpener of all things.

Orange Monkey wanted a spade that they would occasionally eat. It might have been a strange thought, to me, but not to the Monkey, who assumed it would be fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade was the thing that was selected.

Orange Monkey always carried a bottle of coke that they would often insert somewhere. This seems a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that this idea is spectacular. Honestly, a bottle of coke is the item that was chosen.

Orange Monkey always had with them a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It should have been a surprising proposal, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who felt that this idea is sublime. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was selected.