My Eccentric Monkey

My Eccentric Monkey needed a bag of flour that they would often worship. It might be a fairly new approach to life, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who thought that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a bag of flour is the item to select.

My Eccentric Monkey always carried a cheese grater that they liked to play with. This seems to be a surprising thought, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion it was amazing. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater would be the item that was selected.

My Eccentric Monkey desperately looked for a spade that they would often share. One might say this is a fairly curious activity, to many, but not to the Monkey, who thinks it was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a spade being the chosen thing.

My Eccentric Monkey desperately needed a pint of beer that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might say this is a strange approach to life, to me, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a pint of beer is the thing to opt for.

My Eccentric Monkey always carried a cup that they would sometimes embrace. This is certainly a fairly exciting operation, to me, but not to the Monkey, who considered it was magnificent. Strangely, a cup being the thing opted for.

My Eccentric Monkey owned a can of Dr Pepper to rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who feels that this idea is amazing. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper of all things.