The Purple Monkey

The Purple Monkey desired a bag of poop that they would occasionally experiment on. It might be a surprising operation, to me, but not to the Monkey, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a bag of poop having that done to it

The Purple Monkey wanted a tomato that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly funny undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who considered that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a tomato was the item that was selected.

The Purple Monkey craved for a custard pie that they would often try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a custard pie was the chosen item.

The Purple Monkey often carried a Harry Potter wand to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly original exercise, to most, but not to the Monkey, who considered that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand is the item to choose.

The Purple Monkey desired a big sponge that they would often drop. It was a fairly strange activity, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who expected that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a big sponge was the thing that was selected.

The Purple Monkey always kept a bag of flour that they would occasionally put on his head. It was considered to be a fairly new idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a bag of flour would be the item chosen.