The Ugly Monkey

The Ugly Monkey had a stapler that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be an odd exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who felt that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler being the thing opted for.

The Ugly Monkey desired a Harry Potter wand that they would cuddle. One might say this is a fairly surprising undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who expected that this idea was spectacular. A Harry Potter wand was the item that was selected.

The Ugly Monkey carried a block of cheese that they would often demolish. This is certainly a fairly strange undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who assumed it would be amazing. Strangely, a block of cheese is the item to select.

The Ugly Monkey desperately craved for a rubber chicken that they liked to throw. It was a different idea, to you, but not to the Monkey, who feels that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken was the thing that was selected.

The Ugly Monkey craved for a pint of cider that they liked to break. It should be a fairly new approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that the idea was simply life. A pint of cider would be the item that was opted for.

The Ugly Monkey desired a little monkey that they sometimes put on his head. It is an odd idea, to me, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion it was breathtaking. Strangely, a little monkey being the thing selected.