His Big Monkey

His Big Monkey owned a sponge that they would sometimes eat. This could be considered a fairly peculiar idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was epic. Strangely, a sponge is the thing to choose.

His Big Monkey desperately desired a hat that they would put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a hat is the thing to select.

His Big Monkey desperately needed a teapot that they would occasionally demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly curious idea, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who assumed it would be spectacular. Strangely, a teapot was the chosen item.

His Big Monkey had a toilet brush that they would often drop. It is considered to be a fairly weird exercise, to many, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a toilet brush being the thing selected.

His Big Monkey always kept a lava lamp that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who thought that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a lava lamp was the item that was selected.

His Big Monkey craved for a painting of a melon that they would sometimes sleep with. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising operation, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who thought that the idea was wonderous. A painting of a melon being the chosen item.