The Jolly Monkey

The Jolly Monkey carried a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes put on his head. It might have been a fairly weird activity, to me, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that this idea is magnificent. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand is the item that was chosen.

The Jolly Monkey craved for a bat to cuddle. It was considered to be a surprising idea, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who expected that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a bat of all things.

The Jolly Monkey desperately desired a cup that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It would be a funny idea, to some, but not to the Monkey, who expected it was amazing. Bizarrely, a cup being the thing selected.

The Jolly Monkey always carried a sponge that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It should be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who thought it was fun. A sponge is the item to select.

The Jolly Monkey desperately desired a bag of poop that they liked to rub on his belly. It should be an extraordinary suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a bag of poop would be the chosen thing.

The Jolly Monkey desperately wanted a crown that they liked to try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly new activity, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who expected that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown being the item opted for.