A Confused Monkey

A Confused Monkey desperately desired a bottle of wine to share. It would be a fairly original undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who considered that this idea was simply life. A bottle of wine would be the chosen thing.

A Confused Monkey had a bottle of beer that they liked to throw. It should have been an original undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is stunning. Strangely, a bottle of beer was the thing that was chosen.

A Confused Monkey needed a cucumber that they would occasionally share. This might appear to be an exciting exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who considered that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a cucumber is the thing to choose.

A Confused Monkey needed a stretchman that they would insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly different thought, to you, but not to the Monkey, who feels it was miraculous. Honestly, a stretchman was the chosen thing.

A Confused Monkey desperately craved for a spade to embrace. It should have been a new undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a spade was the thing that was selected.

A Confused Monkey carried a hat that they would often put on his head. This could be considered a fairly funny operation, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who considered it would be stunning. Who would have imagined, a hat was the thing that was opted for.