A Ugly Monkey

A Ugly Monkey looked for a cheese grater that they would cuddle. It should be a somewhat surprising action, to some, but not to the Monkey, who felt that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a cheese grater is the thing that was chosen.

A Ugly Monkey looked for a pencil sharpener that they liked to drop. It is considered to be a peculiar undertaking, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who considered that it was in fact, wonderful. Honestly, a pencil sharpener being the thing selected.

A Ugly Monkey searched for a set of lego that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly weird exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who considered that it was in fact, amazing. Remarkably, a set of lego was the item that was selected.

A Ugly Monkey desperately craved for a piece of paper that they would sometimes put on his head. It was a fairly new action, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper would be the item that was opted for.

A Ugly Monkey desired a block of cheese that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly exciting idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a block of cheese is the item to choose.

A Ugly Monkey always carried a spade that they would often worship. One might find this to be a bizarre exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade was the thing that was chosen.