The Blue Monkey

The Blue Monkey often carried a bat that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might consider this to be an exciting operation, to me, but not to the Monkey, who considered it was fun. Who would have imagined, a bat would be the thing that was opted for.

The Blue Monkey desperately looked for a set square that they would often sleep with. It would have been an exciting thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square would be the thing that was opted for.

The Blue Monkey found a CD player that they would occasionally break. It should have been a weird thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a CD player is the thing to opt for.

The Blue Monkey often carried a pint of cider that they liked to smash. It was a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who assumed it would be fun. Remarkably, a pint of cider would be the chosen thing.

The Blue Monkey had a set square that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a different suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion it would be out of this world. Honestly, a set square was the item that was selected.

The Blue Monkey had a pint of beer that they would sometimes play with. One might consider this to be a fairly original idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a pint of beer is the thing to opt for.