The Lonely Monkey

The Lonely Monkey desperately desired a stapler to try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly different proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who had decided it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler being the item selected.

The Lonely Monkey desperately looked for a cup that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly exciting undertaking, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who considered that the idea was awesome. A cup would be the thing that was opted for.

The Lonely Monkey needed a teapot to sleep with. One might find this to be a peculiar undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was exciting. Strangely, a teapot was the item that was selected.

The Lonely Monkey desperately searched for a pint of beer that they would often throw. This seems to be a fairly weird activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who felt that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer having that done to it

The Lonely Monkey had a CD player that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a CD player was the item that was chosen.

The Lonely Monkey wanted a helmet that they would occasionally cuddle. It would be an odd thing to do, to some, but not to the Monkey, who thought that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a helmet was the chosen thing.