My Stupid Monkey

My Stupid Monkey searched for a cheese grater that they would sometimes drop. It is a fairly weird operation, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who thought that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater being the thing opted for.

My Stupid Monkey always had with them a helmet that they liked to try to balance on their head. It should be a bizarre approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet being the item selected.

My Stupid Monkey always carried a computer that they would often cuddle. This seems to be a fairly funny thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a computer being the item opted for.

My Stupid Monkey always kept a piece of paper that they would often put down their trousers. It would have been a weird and wonderful thought, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who felt that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a piece of paper is the item to select.

My Stupid Monkey desired a bottle of coke that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This is certainly an odd approach to life, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who feels that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke was the item that was opted for.

My Stupid Monkey desired a sponge that they liked to cuddle. It might be a curious proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who thought that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge was the thing that was selected.