His Blue Monkey

His Blue Monkey desperately desired a big sponge that they sometimes play with. This seems a fairly funny idea, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who expected it would be awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a big sponge being the chosen item.

His Blue Monkey searched for a painting of a melon that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It would have been an original activity, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion it would be the most awesome idea. Honestly, a painting of a melon of all things.

His Blue Monkey desperately needed a sponge that they would sometimes hug. It would be a surprising action, to me, but not to the Monkey, who thinks it was spectacular. Strangely, a sponge is the thing to choose.

His Blue Monkey desperately wanted a can of Tango that they would sometimes eat. This is certainly a fairly different suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who expected that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a can of Tango is the item to opt for.

His Blue Monkey owned a bat that they would often worship. It is considered to be a bizarre operation, to some, but not to the Monkey, who had decided it would be exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat is the item to choose.

His Blue Monkey needed a pint of beer that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might be a weird idea, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who expected that this idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer would be the item chosen.