Their Exciting Monkey

Their Exciting Monkey had a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly funny operation, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who considered it would be awesome. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball is the item to opt for.

Their Exciting Monkey owned a sponge that they would sometimes worship. It would be an original idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who considered it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a sponge of all things.

Their Exciting Monkey wanted a cucumber that they would sometimes throw. This seems to be a weird and wonderful idea, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber is the thing to opt for.

Their Exciting Monkey desired a lava lamp that they liked to insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly exciting thought, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who had decided it would be wonderous. Honestly, a lava lamp is the thing that was chosen.

Their Exciting Monkey looked for a piece of paper that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It was a fairly weird operation, to most, but not to the Monkey, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a piece of paper was the item that was opted for.

Their Exciting Monkey had a teapot that they would often rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a funny thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who thinks it would be awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a teapot would be the thing that was chosen.