A Bum Loving Monkey

A Bum Loving Monkey wanted a bag of poop that they sometimes play with. It was considered to be an original undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. A bag of poop is the item that was chosen.

A Bum Loving Monkey had a little monkey to worship. This seems an exciting idea, to me, but not to the Monkey, who thought it would be miraculous. Bizarrely, a little monkey would be the thing that was selected.

A Bum Loving Monkey found a cucumber that they would often put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly exciting suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who expected that this idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a cucumber is the item to choose.

A Bum Loving Monkey craved for a pint of cider that they would often share. This might appear to be a fairly different thought, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who had decided it was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider being the item opted for.

A Bum Loving Monkey desperately needed a stretchman that they would often drop. It should have been a fairly funny action, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who feels that it was in fact, spectacular. Remarkably, a stretchman is the item to select.

A Bum Loving Monkey found a magic 8 ball that they sometimes share. This might appear to be an unusual action, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball is the thing that was chosen.