The Tired Monkey

The Tired Monkey desperately needed a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes demolish. It might be a bizarre idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who expected it was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was chosen.

The Tired Monkey craved for a tomato that they liked to annihilate It would be an extraordinary action, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a tomato is the thing that was chosen.

The Tired Monkey craved for a bottle of coke that they liked to put in the bath with him. It might be a bizarre idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who felt it would be wonderful. Strangely, a bottle of coke is the thing that was chosen.

The Tired Monkey looked for a painting of a melon that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a curious suggestion, to me, but not to the Monkey, who thinks it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon being the chosen item.

The Tired Monkey craved for a pint of beer to worship. It might have been a different activity, to some, but not to the Monkey, who feels that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer would be the item that was chosen.

The Tired Monkey found a stapler to throw. It was considered to be an unusual exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who had decided it would be breathtaking. Who would have thought, a stapler would be the thing that was opted for.